Kate has convinced her customers that she is an independent, earth-scorching drink tender, though she’s actually in a semi-typical marriage and badass mom of three. Her identical twin boys were the greatest shock of her life but all her kids are her greatest source of pride: she’ll never mention it cause she wants you to think she’s in a biker gang and open-carries ninja-stars and white claws. She’s been slinging drinks and crude jokes for over a decade. She’s been known to teach group workout classes and shock people with her lifting ability and boundless energy. If you go to war, take her with you.